Monkeydonia 

The country formerly known as FYROM only to themselves but known as Monkeydonia to everyone else due to their behaviour in current important political issues, such as land stealing, historical theft and racism.

we monkeydonians have a proud history, but it feels secondhand.

look up monkeydonia on you tube

Monkeydonia by monkeydonia historian December 16, 2008

moneypoon 

When you’re not married but you spend money to vacation nicely with your significant other and you’re also having sex. Like a honeymoon, but more informal and less marriage.

Babe, we’ve been working so hard lately. Let’s take a nice break and go on a little moneypoon.

moneypoon by ecdancer85 April 23, 2018

monkey doo doo

Monkey doo doo is when a monkey shits in his bed and it stinks really baddddd.

Yo is that monkey doo doo over there?!?!?!

monkey doo doo by Monkey_10101 October 19, 2020

moneymoon 

The time after your purchase of a good or service and before 'buyer's remorse' happens.

The moneymoon is over, I realize now that buying that boat was a waste of money.

moneymoon by Wayne-K April 21, 2005

Monkeychops 

Face like a monkey. Term of endearment or harmless jesting.

Hello monkeychops!

Monkeychops by Kate Williams August 18, 2003

moneywoon

The act of getting an unexpected sum of cash and thinking it will last forever.

Sandy got her tax rebate on Friday and blew it faster then a Times Square hooker ....by Monday the moneywoon was all but over.....

moneywoon by Bryan randomm February 2, 2014

monkeydextirous 

To be as ambidextirous as a monkey.
used for absolutley anything requiring multi tasking, but mostly used whilst watching pornography.

A: shes really doing well with all those penises.
B: Aye, she must be monkeydextirous

monkeydextirous by Aron Robinson August 17, 2007