monkeydextirous 

To be as ambidextirous as a monkey.
used for absolutley anything requiring multi tasking, but mostly used whilst watching pornography.

A: shes really doing well with all those penises.
B: Aye, she must be monkeydextirous

monkeydextirous by Aron Robinson August 17, 2007

super karate monkey death car 

Vehicle of choice for the Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.

Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space.

super karate monkey death car by Jimmy James May 10, 2004

Monkeybath 

A bath that is so hot that when you sit down in it you go 'Ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah'.

I had a filthy day at work yesterday, so much so that I had to go for a monkeybath

Monkeybath by Geordie Paraguay-Remain September 14, 2010

Super Ninja Monkey Death Car 

ummm a super death car driven by a ninja monkey. Also, a best selling book on News Radio.

I am the dragons testicle feel mt power... Donkey, donkey, donkey Super
Ninja Monkey Death Car.~Mr. James

Super Ninja Monkey Death Car by Nick Beaudet February 21, 2004

Ninja Monkey Death Bread 

Bread, that is eaten with pasta, and is thrown in a ninja-like fashion across the table aimed at people, to which effect, people jump up in an attempt to escape in a similar way to which monkeys would.

The aim of this tool is to kill... no one will be left alive!

Suffer my Ninja Monkey Death Bread!!!

Ninja Monkey Death Bread by N.M.D.B. Master August 20, 2010