2. Get that monkeybutter chair from Ikea out of here!
Stephen Colbert: I don't blame them Jon. ...I don't blame them Jon. Everyone likes the monkey butter.
2 tbsp peanut butter
1 cup vanilla yogurt
2 tsp cinnamon sugar
Works well on toast, especially french toast.
Great with Nutella!
On a related note, another agent created a listing called "Son of Monkey Butter" and was fired in short order for it.
2) The name of the theory that monkeys are able to spread butter on toast, or blueberry muffins, or other things. This is a theory that dates back to the early 2000s, prior to the Stephen Colbert Monkey Butter Incident of 2006, which came as a shock to the theorists.
3) Out of the incident came a new definition of monkey butter, meaning "outrageous" or "no way" or "impossible."
"The philosophers thought long into the night about the concept of monkey butter."
"What? Stephen Colbert said monkey butter? MONKEY BUTTER!"