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monkeyboner is the kind of boner you get thats curved and shaped like a bannana
yo get dat monkeyboner out of mah pussy its to curved and hurts like a motherfucker
by jesusfuckersihatepussycauseimg January 05, 2010
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Used to define someone acting like a retard
Hey John was making love to a duck, yeah hes sucj a monkey boner
by Nick Kos Alex Barnett December 17, 2004
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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