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monkeylicker 

A person who does/says something incredibly offensive/repulsive. They can be referred, quite simply, as a monkeylicker.
"god, have you seen those hawaiian shirts Derek has been wearing lately? what a monkeylicker"
monkeylicker by Buggercakes January 3, 2004

monkeybonk 

When you whack someone over the head with your penis
I’ll hit Kyle with a monkeybonk
monkeybonk by Jittabugz January 20, 2023

Donkeyblocker 

If it has anything to do with sexual intercourse...... nobody really knows. But it is a term and/or insult used by certain people in North-Eastern England.
You fucking donkeyblocker.
Are you a fucking donkeyblocker or something.
If you wer'nt such a donkeyblocker then you would'nt be such a donckeyblocker.
Donkeyblocker by Callum Hemsley February 28, 2008

Monkey Block Vote

To vote for one politician (monkey) to prevent an even more primitive and under-qualified "monkey" from gaining the office.

The "Monkey Block Vote" is often used in elections when none of the candidates are fit for the office, but it's imperative to keep a complete idiot out by voting for the "lesser of two evils".

Say you hate both the candidates, but you hate candidate B more. You're going to vote for candidate A, even though you don't like him, to Monkey Block candidate B from gaining office.
Man, none of the candidates for the 2012 election are really fit for office. However, I gotta Monkey Block former governor Romney to keep him from making things worse.

Johnny has decided to be a Monkey Block Voter this election even though he doesn't think Obama is quite fit for office anymore.

Even though he isn't impressed with Obama's presidency so far, Johnny is going to vote for him to Monkey Block former governor Romney so the country doesn't get completely messed up.

Hey, I hate 'em both, but I just gotta cast a Monkey Block Vote because hopefully Romney can make things better, even though he isn't quite fit for the job either.
Monkey Block Vote by JoeVertical September 18, 2012

mookeybockle 

a cute girl that radiates the need to be snuggled excessivley.
yo, that mookeybockle is so fine! i'd like to put a snuggle all up in her pants!

MonkeyCock 

Yeah, that's it
I have a MonkeyCock
MonkeyCock by ouwseven March 13, 2022