monkeybate 

The act of vigorously masturbating penis, aided by either poppers, weed, or both and often at the expense of personal relationships and productivity. So named because the masturbator engaging in the monkeybate is often so overwhelmed with pleasure that they screw up their faces in a way that mimics a baboon, gorilla, or monkey.

"Bro, Chad is so fucking gooned out on his monkeybate."

monkeybate by Ultbator August 19, 2019

MonkeyFilter

MonkeyFilter is a Metafilter spawn, only with more bananas and less flinging.

I didn't touch your socks.

MonkeyFilter by idest October 6, 2004

monkeybitten 

Dark circles under a girls eyes. The term is derived from the girls looking sickly, therefore possibly bitten by a virus ridden monkey. There are a certain subset of guys who have a fetish for this look. Some may say they are "smitten for the bitten". This look can be achieved via makeup, lack of sleep, and heroin use. Also called MonkeyBites

"wow!! will you get a look at that girl!! she is hot!!" "no way dude she is monkeybitten".

monkeybitten by Shawn A. Cyran June 27, 2005

hairy monkeyvitis 

a female condition in which her pubic hair grows back thicker almost instantly after removal.

Did you see her bikini line? She must suffer from hairy monkeyvitis.
Dang bruh! My girl just got waxed and her vagina is already on teen wolf. She's got hairy monkeyvitis.

hairy monkeyvitis by CoCo Butta 83 June 22, 2011

Monkeybird 

A notorious vandal that paints flying monkeys throughout Detroit's urban landscapes. Something of a local villian.

"Did you see that the Monkeybird tagged the museum last week?"

Monkeybird by Johnsonville May 2, 2005

monkey bite 

another name for a big nasty purple hickey. Typically found on or near the neck.

Nice monkey bite dude!! Who'd you go out with last night?

monkey bite by Dr. RoXX January 19, 2006

monkeyboner 

monkeyboner is the kind of boner you get thats curved and shaped like a bannana

yo get dat monkeyboner out of mah pussy its to curved and hurts like a motherfucker

monkeyboner by jesusfuckersihatepussycauseimg January 6, 2010