money'ed up 

When someone wants to collect money from you and you don't have it so they take it out of your face.

I got money'ed up by Jimbo for the 350 I owe him.

money'ed up by clarkwgriswold July 20, 2010

Ed's money 

Ed's money is defined as the technical term for inheritance.

Man, I so broke, and your old bird pegged it, so I know you can hit me up with Ed's money.

My old man is so cross. I had to run at wooden spoon speed to get away from him. Don't think I'm gettin' any Ed's money now.

Ed's money by taxiservice July 16, 2010

Monkeyed off my goose

A term used to describe the act of purposely getting incredibly drunk to the point of absolute oblivion while out (generally with the lads) for a night on the town. Usually involves the person(s) involved waking up the next day in hospital, a ditch or jail. However, the person(s) involved cannot be held accountable for any of the actions (more than likely sexual) he or she committed.

I had sex with a rather ugly woman who somewhat resembled the Loch Ness Monster last night chaps. However I cannot be held accountable for any of my actions as I was incredibly drunk. As a wise man once said, I was monkeyed off my goose.

Monkeyed off my goose by the people's champion 1993 March 9, 2013

monkeyed

intoxicated; inebriated.
monkeyed

"I was so monkeyed last night, I couldn't even remember the fifteenth drink'

monkeyed by Mo Bessman November 7, 2007

Monkeyed

The art of one man fingering another man using the ring and middle finger together. Usually accruing at a social gathering or party using a sneak attack.

Dude, you just got the shit monkeyed out of you

Monkeyed by ihs adam k. May 26, 2009

sock monkeyed 

A person who has had so much plastic surgery that their skin is very tight and they have very large lips, resembling the childrens stuffed animal.

Your mom has had so much work done...she's been sock monkeyed.

sock monkeyed by Goat R. May 12, 2008

Monkeyed up!

When your messing with something and trying to fix it then get over your head so bad a team of monkeys can’t even help you. When this happens, you’re all Monkeyed up!

I went to my neighnor to try and fix a belt that came off my van, but didn’t realize how fukkin monkeyed up it was!

I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and when the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!

Monkeyed up! by TempleofJews August 3, 2018