look up any word:
1. red hot monkey butt
Having a severe case of monkey butt. Can be caused by chaffing of the butt cheeks, diarrhea, eating too many buffalo wings, hemorrhoids,or anything else that can irritate the rump.
Dude, after drinking a bottle of hot sauce, eating two cans of habaneros, and using 80 grit sandpaper to as t.p., I have a severe case of red hot monkey butt...got any Tucks?
2. Monkey Butt
When you sweat prefusely in the butt area or you take a painful shit(crap) and It begins to hurt when you walk.
I sweat so much at practice my ass hurts and now i have "monkey butt"
3. Fuck Monkey Butt
When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey
Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...
4. Monkey Butt
When you stay in wet clothing (usually swimming trunks) for to long, you're butt begins to itch.
Thus causing you to scratch it profusely, often ending in you looking like a monkey.
Dude, I went swimming and never dried myself off, now I have the worst case of monkey butt ever!
5. summer butt
"Summer Butt" is the misty, wet condition of your butt when you have been working outside or in the heat of summer. It is similar to "Swamp Ass" or "Monkey Butt".
Man it's hot out here, and I have developed a serious case of "Summer Butt".
6. monkey butt
Someone acting mean and/or unfair, like a jerk or an asshole.
"My boyfriend is being such a monkey butt lately. He keeps picking fights over nothing!"
7. Monkey Butt
Term of endearment: Can be used to describe a significant other or a loved one in a silly way.
I love you Monkey Butt!!
rss and gcal