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Trailer Monkey 

A trailer monkey is the white version of a nigger. A trailer monkey is loud, smells bad, has 5 kids with 3 different women (one might be his sister or cousin), and can't read or write. They can generally be found driving a shitty pickup truck, waving a Trump flag, or complaining about how "whites are sooo persecuted nowadays" Do NOT confuse a trailer monkey with a redneck. Although they share similar traits, a redneck is just a good 'ole boy from the south that may or may not vote Republican, but is generally kind towards other people and minorities. Trailer Monkeys usually smoke menthols, and instead of dipping a classy tobacco like rednecks, they usually stick to longhorn or hay they find on the ground. They will generally complain about minorities and " dem dere illegals", even though your common trailer monkey has received thousands of dollars of benefits from the government and generally refuses to work. It is likely they will be able to see the ground inside their domicile, because their house has massive holes in the floor and you can see through the frame. Fine literature, art, movies, and real news are completely lost on this type of primate. They think that Steven Seagal is a "badass", and that Florida Georgia Line is "where it's at".

They can usually be found with their eyes glued on Faux News or their mouths firmly wrapped around the anus ring of Tucker Carlson, Tomi Lahren, and Candace Owens. Trailer Nigger is a perfectly acceptable synonym for a Trailer Monkey.
"Damn, that fucking Trailer Monkey won't shut the fuck up! It's 3'Oclock in the morning and all I can hear is Cletus moaning his sister's name while she's begging for it deeper"

Feral Trailer Monkey 

The children left to run wild in trailer parks.
I was afraid to water my flowers because there were feral trailer monkeys in my yard again.

trailor monkey 

Usually known as "trailor trash" a trailor monkey is found to be a man/or sporting a particularly large or mullet
"Come back here you fuckin' trailor monkey!"

Money Trail 

When a guy ejaculates where a "happy trail" would be.
Man! Mike video taped himself giving Matt the Money Trail and put it on YouTube!
Money Trail by BholeHardwick November 24, 2009

trail money 

Wipes are trail money so you don't have to use socks to wipe your rear.
trail money by jjou February 11, 2019

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
Word of the Day on June 9, 2026