Monkey Sticks

Another term for drumsticks, usually used by other members of a rock band to refer to the insane idiocy of the drummer.

That idiot forgot his monkey sticks again....

Monkey Sticks by nonpercussionist October 29, 2009

stink monkey 

A stink monkey is a smaller relative to bigfoot but even closer to the Florida Skunk Ape. The Stink Monkey resides mainly in Georgia but they have been known to sneak across the border into Florida. They smell like stale beer and farts and can be spotted around Nascar tracks or breweries. Tey are not considered dangerous but can become restless when thirsty.

Jr. and Mark have seen a Stink Monkey in his natural habitat but he ran away when approached.

stink monkey by rustyfalcon March 25, 2008

Stink Monkey 

Where a stink horn is executed (Look up stink horn for more info on that) and the female spreads banana on the mans testicals, then proceeds to lick it off.

"Dude Sally gives the best stink monkeys!" said Jackson
"Man I'm gettin in on that!" said Joey

I forced her to give me several stink monkeys....my mom wants to know what happened to the bananas.

Stink Monkey by NoTsTinKhOrNcReAtOr January 17, 2010

Wool headed stink monkey

Derogatory term for an African American with wool-like curly hair.

“Get this wool headed stink monkey out of my store before it steals any more of my watermelon seeds.”

Wool headed stink monkey by CoonCob May 30, 2023

stink on a monkey

Phrase used to assure another person that you are handling something. The term is very similar to "like white on rice" or "like flies on shit".

Person One: "The boss needs you to pick up his Ferrari from the shop."

Person Two: "I'm on it, like stink on a monkey!"

stink on a monkey by DezlPower July 13, 2003

Mookey Stink 

A piece of poop.

I found a mookey stink in my underwear when I woke up.

Mookey Stink by gir420 October 22, 2008