Race Monkey 

(noun) A male, traditionally of caucasion decent, who relentlessly engages himself in activities primarily including, but not limited to, anal and/or vaginal penetration or play of any kind (without shame) with a wild or domesticated jungle primate. See also: Nigger Lover.

I can't believe Brooke turned out to be such a dirty fucking race monkey!

Race Monkey by Donald Gordon June 12, 2008

spiderman monkeyface 

when a girl is sucking you off you pull out and blow your load in your hand, and with the other hand you grab a bunch of your own pubic hair.. then you proceed to fire the jism like spider man in her face followed immediatley by a handfull of pubes. she will have a monkey face!

Jim gave Rosie a spiderman monkeyface last night!!

spiderman monkeyface by Tomgerardod October 5, 2008

MonkeyFace 

Monkeyface is the result of a human's ability to grab their ears, puff out their cheeks and tilt their head to show a monkey like impression on their face! If you want to go with a cheeky monkey face then you need to be able to stick out your tongue at the same time!

Wow! That's a superb MonkeyFace that Sally just made

MonkeyFace by MonkeyFace SEO June 4, 2013

monkeyface 

a nickname for a dog with a short muzzle, such as a pug or bulldog

The pug was greeted each morning by his owner, not but his real name, Oscar, but by monkeyface.

monkeyface by Susan Robb June 14, 2009

monkeyface 

when a girl has a face like a monkey, but her bodies not that hot.

Look at that monkeyface over there; I think I just discovered the missing link.

monkeyface by URBDICTION1 July 17, 2011

Fleabag Monkeyface 

A complete twat. An utter dirty human being who resembles a dead slug that has been ripped apart by a rabid monkey and shat on multiple times, one of the worst most harmful insults known to mankind.

Jaden just killed my whole family and used my toilet for a number two, he is such a Fleabag Monkeyface!

Fleabag Monkeyface by FuckYouJadenTapal July 5, 2023

monkeyfaced faggot 

some kid that is so ugly, and so full of himself that all he can do is talk shit and threaten people to fight him because he needs something to fill the void in his ego that his penis cannot fill.

harris is such a monkeyfaced faggot...i hate him

monkeyfaced faggot by Teiger Hater July 27, 2008