monkey meat

to penetrate a females anus with a penis; a delightfully stretchy meat that is pleasant to the penis

Yo, I got some monkey meat last night. This girl is so hott but she won't give up the monkey meat.

by N-Rette August 12, 2008

monkey meat

Monkey meat is the meat of the Common Monkey (Monkitus vulgaris).

It is delicious in won ton soup, garnished with hot chilies, sesame oil, and a drizzle of monkey jizz.

Wu Fang said our monkey meat won ton soup was almost ready, but he was still jacking off the monkeys for the garnish.

by scodder May 1, 2010

Monkey Meat

Slang term for a woman’s vagina, due to the fact that it makes her scream “ooh ooh, ah ahh” when stimulated.

“How was your date last night?”
“Oh man, it was great! I got to beat that monkey meat up.”

by DragonaDarling October 19, 2019

minced monkey meat

person that is absolutly a piece of stinky shit and needs to go wash thier cooter!

you smell like minced monkey meat!

by scrobbs April 1, 2010

Meat Monkey

A largely built male or female. Usually found in packs hanging around weight lifting apperatus, but not usually seen actually using the stuff. Characterised by drinking milk-shakes from a beaker/ sippy cup, and talking in monosyllables.

Look into ANY gym, worldwide and you will find these Meat Monkeys in the Free-Weight section.

by SmeGhead209 June 19, 2011

Meat Monkey

A slur for gay men

Guy1: “You see those two guys over there holding hands?”
Guy 2: “Lmao yeah, a couple of meat monkey’s”

by Tweak-er March 6, 2022