A person who does drugs (specifically cocaine). (Download Monkey Man by The Rolling Stones).
I am just a monkey man. I'm glad you are a monkey woman too.
by Sharpley November 17, 2007
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the superhero on Hey Arnold. He lives in a box downtown in his monkey pajamas and a stuffed money. He's obsessed with bananas and is all about "protecting the weak and downtrodded" He goes around at 1 am screaming "I AM MONKEY MAN!!!"
Monkey Man: "I am MONKEY MAN!!"
Bob: "Monkey Man is awesome."
by Tess October 24, 2004
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Hairy Man,also used as a term of endearment and rebuke.
"I love you Monkey Man".................

"Fuck off Monkey Man"...................

"oh,Monkey Man,you're the best"..............
by Dr Lokoss July 6, 2004
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When you have a stoner of a boyfriend and they get so high they are almost in a trance and forget you are there. i.e zoning out by watching t.v or making food. When you try to tell them a story they don't listen.
I tried to tell bryan about my day at work but he was too busy being monkey man.
by Jessica smackdown March 5, 2008
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a douche bag....who works at the local skateshop(in batavia)....laughs all the time about stupid shit no one cares about....wheres the same hurley pants..everyday and always talks about how good he is at skateboarding (but he sucks)
QWAZZY(from upfront) IS A DOUCHE BAGGGGG MONKEY MANNN...
by tim oh man ion August 15, 2003
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