kick monkey 

When a junkie without a fix begs his junkie friend who's holding for some dope.

Dude I need to get high, give me some of your stash, kick monkey.

Just one more CC bro. At least give me your cotton. Kick Monkey!

kick monkey by Sue&Rob October 30, 2008

kick monkey 

What one junkie (not-holding) says to another junkie (holding) asking for a fix.

Just one more cc kick monkey! Or a least let me have your cotton.

kick monkey by RobsterDean&Sue October 20, 2008

monkeylicker 

A person who does/says something incredibly offensive/repulsive. They can be referred, quite simply, as a monkeylicker.

"god, have you seen those hawaiian shirts Derek has been wearing lately? what a monkeylicker"

monkeylicker by Buggercakes January 3, 2004

monkeykick 

A jumping front kick usually coming from a smaller person against a larger foe. This quick style of kick usually takes the opponent by complete surprise and they often end up scratching their heads while trying to figure out how they ended up on the floor.

Nadya will monkeykick your ass right out that window.

monkeykick by kidmizere August 22, 2011

monkeydick

Someone who resembles or acts like the pizzle of a monkey.

That guy is such a monkeydick

monkeydick by Dave February 1, 2005

monkeydickass 

Men or women who think they have monkey balls and big nuts on a dick so you wanna kick they ass.

If you say something else stupid I'm gone kick you monkeydickass.

monkeydickass by kayla smylez April 23, 2008

MonkeyKick 

To move swiftly twoards someone by moving side to side with your arms out like a monkey and then once you reach them to kick them as a monkey would.

During the crazy sleepover, the man attacked the annoying boy by chasing after him and Monkeykicking him.

MonkeyKick by DoublePoints Champion June 12, 2010