hate slave monkeys 

i hate dominic

hate slave monkeys

hate slave monkeys by a guy who hates school A LOT June 5, 2023

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<.7.9.7.6.>Ask For Money Until They Hate Me<.7.9.7.6.> by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

monkeybate 

The act of vigorously masturbating penis, aided by either poppers, weed, or both and often at the expense of personal relationships and productivity. So named because the masturbator engaging in the monkeybate is often so overwhelmed with pleasure that they screw up their faces in a way that mimics a baboon, gorilla, or monkey.

"Bro, Chad is so fucking gooned out on his monkeybate."

monkeybate by Ultbator August 19, 2019

monkeyhats 

Slang name for condoms.

I going to buy some monkeyhats so I can where my ladys ass out.

monkeyhats by Big Ron J January 19, 2009

monkeybater 

Someone who jerks off monkeys

My friend Nolan jerked off a monkey. He’s such a monkeybater

monkeybater by Hey it’s the guy June 18, 2023

Hater Monkeys 

A person or group of faggots who have no talent and pick on people for being better than them.

A person who doesn't have style and picks on your clothes even though they're snotty pricks that want the same thing.

P1- Hey, you see that girl over there?

P2- Yeah?

P1-She's such a wanna be emo.

P3- I heard you, you fucking Hater Monkeys. Now stop being such a Scene Kid and go get Brokencyded

Hater Monkeys by SceneInBlackNWhite February 20, 2010