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1. Testicles
2. The qualities usually associated with masculinity or "balls": courage, toughness, agressiveness, etc.
1. If my biatch catched me out huntin' pussy with you foos she cut off my monkey glands.

2. Dude, grow some monkey glands! My little sister would drop in on this ramp.
by 6079 Smith W March 24, 2005
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A type of sauce...no shit.Not really monkey though.
"Which isle is the monkey gland in?"
"Foreign foods dude."
by Thrushbeard March 09, 2005
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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