Using someones lit cigarette to light yours. Cigarette must be in person's mouth while lighting.
I can't find my lighter, Can I monkeyfuck you?
by KnapiLife December 13, 2011
v. to light a cigarette with one that is already burning. (I take issue with the other definition because it does not use the phrase verbally)
Sheila monkey fucked my cigarette.
by Shabba December 17, 2004
say, let me get a monkey fuck off your cigarette.
by e caskey March 24, 2003
Lighting a cigarette from an already lit bud
Hey baby, bring that cigarette closer over here so we can monkeyfuck
by Bungalow Bill March 04, 2003
When you light one cigarette off another cigarette.
Shit dude, my lighters dead... Mind if I get a monkey fuck?
by Jason Mark Smith November 27, 2007
To light your cigarette (smoke) from another persons cigarette - usually from a close friend or family member. This is only carried out when a lighter is not immediately available.
Sharon I need to Monkey Fuck your smoke as I can't find the lighter.
by lochon October 25, 2009
A person who thinks they can fix something, usually on a car, better or faster than you. The keep running their mouth and getting in your way until you let them try to do the job. When they fuck it up, they get mad and say " Well if you don't want my help, you can do it yourself" then they leave.
It took me twice as long to change the struts on my car because Monkey Fuck had to help, then he bailed out on me with all the parts scattered all over the garage.
by Colt357dg April 26, 2015