Using someones lit cigarette to light yours. Cigarette must be in person's mouth while lighting.
I can't find my lighter, Can I monkeyfuck you?
by KnapiLife December 13, 2011
17 more definitions
Top Definition
v. to light a cigarette with one that is already burning. (I take issue with the other definition because it does not use the phrase verbally)
Sheila monkey fucked my cigarette.
by Shabba December 17, 2004
to light a cigarette with another cigarette.
say, let me get a monkey fuck off your cigarette.
by e caskey March 24, 2003
Lighting a cigarette from an already lit bud
Hey baby, bring that cigarette closer over here so we can monkeyfuck
by Bungalow Bill March 04, 2003
When you light one cigarette off another cigarette.
Shit dude, my lighters dead... Mind if I get a monkey fuck?
by Jason Mark Smith November 27, 2007
To light your cigarette (smoke) from another persons cigarette - usually from a close friend or family member. This is only carried out when a lighter is not immediately available.
Sharon I need to Monkey Fuck your smoke as I can't find the lighter.
by lochon October 25, 2009
(noun) Meaningless expletive similar to "rat's ass" or "ratfuck," only more emphatic, a monkeyfuck being a step up from not giving a rat's ass or not giving a monkeyfuck.
I told him that I didn't give a rat's ass if he didn't like my fucking his girlfriend and he said he didn't give a monkeyfuck if I didn't like the beating he was gonna give me. Anyway, that's why I'm in the hospital. The doctors here don't give a monkeyfuck ... I almost never see one ... and my catheter bag is overflowing and is starting to turn bloody.

ratfuck don't give a fuck don't give a rat's ass don't give a ratfuck fuck-a-doodle-doo

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