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monkey-doo-doo-brain

A childish insult denoting a bratty kids supercilious behavior...but said in cutesy kind way so as not to provoke a kick in the shins.
"David, my darling boy, you are being such a silly 'monkey-doo-doo-brain' today!"
monkey-doo-doo-brain by Jo-mama November 8, 2003

monkey doorknob 

An exclamation used to express one's joy of the moment. Often used when no other word describes the moment.
'What's up everybody, MONKEY DOORKNOB'!
monkey doorknob by Stan Lorad April 22, 2004

doose monkey 

Most commonly a hybrid organism comprised of half moose, half donkey. After the death of his father, a moose from the Nonwath clan of Canada, then shortly after his mother, a Trishnak donkey, he left Doosemonkeyland hoping to find a herd in which to settle. The dichotomy was too much. Moose? Donkey? Which was best, and did he belong in either clan? Having been rejected in Canada by the Nonwath Moose, then in New Mexico by the Trishnak Donkeys, he fled to seclusion in upstate South Carolina. There he began a quest which led to the mudlands of Barrier Island. Sinking in the rich clay, he snorted to the sky for help, but none came. If there was a God, which species would he be? Could he love this bispecial beast? Just before his nostrils sucked in the sludge, he somehow worked himself free and clambered onto shore. Hungry, lonely, scared, he made his way to the edge of the sea. Staring at the horizon he realized he'd reached his goal. In search of truth he'd found only himself. Doose Monkey.

Also a synonym for spectaculass, or a really nice ass.
In the heart of Doose Monkey is Doosemonkeyland.

Holy shit, look at the doose monkey on that bitch.
doose monkey by Jereboam November 20, 2010

door monkey 

A hotel bellboy, ideally one wearing a wack uniform with a stupid-looking organ-grinder cap. No racial connotation, he (usually) can be any race.
The door monkey at the Hyatt rushed me but I blew past him cause I wanted to get straight to my room and take a dump.
door monkey by Floyd Sig September 15, 2007

Door Monkey 

A Door Monkey is a Door Lock and Pinch Guard used to clamp onto doors. It is a child safety product.
We need to get some Door Monkeys for our home to stop our toddler from getting into the rooms.
Bring the Door Monkey with you to grandmas house.
Door Monkey by Door Monkey Door Lock November 28, 2013

Monkeydonia 

The country formerly known as FYROM only to themselves but known as Monkeydonia to everyone else due to their behaviour in current important political issues, such as land stealing, historical theft and racism.
we monkeydonians have a proud history, but it feels secondhand.

look up monkeydonia on you tube
Monkeydonia by monkeydonia historian December 16, 2008