monkey bottom 

the word for 'silly' that it is every Englishmans duty to teach to foreigners.

Ehhhhhh what a monkey bottoms, putting a iz a trousers on a the a wrong a way a round.

monkey bottom by Pamplemousse September 19, 2013

Monkey Botherer 

One who is inclined to chase members of the opposite sex which, to everyone else, resemble primates.

I can't believe you actually slept with her - Are you some kind of Monkey Botherer?

Monkey Botherer by Stumpy-d March 8, 2009

monkey is out of the bottle

Referring to "Pineapple Express" letting the "monkey out of the bottle" is in the same terms as letting "the cat out of the bag"..like the "secrets out"..

1: "well i guess the monkey is out of the bottle then?"
2: "What? what does that even mean?"

monkey is out of the bottle by losen it 08 October 19, 2008

Bottle Monkey 

An incompetent bartender.

"That dumb guy behind the bar didn't know what he was doing; typical bottle monkey, just grabbing bottles and pouring them like some animal, with no knowledge or ability."

Bottle Monkey by Or,Well81 June 27, 2023

monkeybate 

The act of vigorously masturbating penis, aided by either poppers, weed, or both and often at the expense of personal relationships and productivity. So named because the masturbator engaging in the monkeybate is often so overwhelmed with pleasure that they screw up their faces in a way that mimics a baboon, gorilla, or monkey.

"Bro, Chad is so fucking gooned out on his monkeybate."

monkeybate by Ultbator August 19, 2019

monkeybitten 

Dark circles under a girls eyes. The term is derived from the girls looking sickly, therefore possibly bitten by a virus ridden monkey. There are a certain subset of guys who have a fetish for this look. Some may say they are "smitten for the bitten". This look can be achieved via makeup, lack of sleep, and heroin use. Also called MonkeyBites

"wow!! will you get a look at that girl!! she is hot!!" "no way dude she is monkeybitten".

monkeybitten by Shawn A. Cyran June 27, 2005

monkeyboner 

monkeyboner is the kind of boner you get thats curved and shaped like a bannana

yo get dat monkeyboner out of mah pussy its to curved and hurts like a motherfucker

monkeyboner by jesusfuckersihatepussycauseimg January 6, 2010