That bites the monkey. 

Phrase for something that really sucks. Use that bites the monkey in the big one or that bites the orangutang for really bad situations.

"The teacher blocked the Internet again."
"That bites the monkey."

That bites the monkey. by Ibby C. December 22, 2005

monkey bite 

another name for a big nasty purple hickey. Typically found on or near the neck.

Nice monkey bite dude!! Who'd you go out with last night?

monkey bite by Dr. RoXX January 19, 2006

Monkey Bite 

To bite someone in affection- generally on the neck. Monkey Bites can vary in terms of severity; they could be a huge purple hickey, or just a sweet nip on the neck. Some can leave teeth marks. Some don't.

My boyfriend's into monkey bites, so usually after I leave his place I look like a bear attacked me.

Monkey Bite by V For Victoria April 26, 2006

monkey bite 

overlapping of thumb and middle finger under the pointer finger. used as a pinching technique. grab someones skin between thumb and top of middle finger, it will hurt. this is not called a turtle bite.

monkey bite, bite, pinch, ouch, squeek

monkey bite by monkey biter March 14, 2010

son of a monkey biter 

1)Can be taken literally, the actual son of someone who bit a monkey.

2)The word monkey can also refer to male genetalia, therefore to call someone a son of a monkey biter could mean, that the person you are referring to has a gay father.

3)An interesting, substitute to son of a b*tch.

*man carries a soda inside for his wife, and suddenly drops it and it pours out.. all over her new white shirt*

woman's reply to situation: "You son of a MoNkey BiTER, I just bought this!!"

son of a monkey biter by gazingupwards May 2, 2008

monkey bite 

A type of physical affliction closely resembling a pinch. Most often accompanied by a high-pitched cry of "MONKEY BIIIITE!!!"

"MONKEY BIIIITE!!!"
-Michael Sue

monkey bite by N/A June 7, 2003

monkey bite 

American — Origin (?-1990's on)

A welt, blister, sore or rash located on the inner thigh—typically caused by the thighs rubbing together and, therefore, appearing on both legs. Common to men in shorts, those indulging on long walks in hot and/or humid weather, runners and fatties. Also applicable to welts, bruises or injuries caused by vigorous oral suction on the thighs or elsewhere on the body.

See also: hicky

Damn, I've been on my feet all day and I got this nasty-ass monkey bite. Hand me the Desitin.

monkey bite by GabeB75 January 8, 2008