Monkey reach around

To suck dick from behind and take nut in your grill.

Ex: I gave Jerome the best monkey reach around he ever had, he's never leaving me. He can kiss his side chick goodbye.

Monkey reach around by baileybiitch January 6, 2015

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Spider Monkey Reach around

The phrase actually comes from an episode of Family Guy where Peter and his pals are playing the drinking game 'I never..' where each person says something like 'I never slept with Joe's wife' and each person that has done has to take a drink of whatever they are using with the game. In this episode the table is full of dozens of bottles of beer and Quagmire is noticeably hammered when struggling for any more things that Quagmire may not have done, Peter states 'I never gave a Reacharound to a Spider Monkey whilst reciting the pledge of Allegiance' and Quagmire says 'Oh come on....?' and takes another drink of his beer before collapsing on the table knocking off the bottles! That's the correct and original use of the term Reacharound or Reach Around in modern culture which is why I added this as Shortanks definition whilst it works is not the one most people will be thinking of or need reminding of by searching for it! That's how I ended up here! Search for Spider Monkey Reacharound on YouTube for exact scene!

I never gave a Spider Monkey Reach around around whilst reciting the pledge of Allegiance

Spider Monkey Reach around by UnitedsRedArmy January 21, 2017

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Spider Monkey Reach Around

When a girl is riding you in reverse cowboy and you reach around her to stimulate her clit.

"Yeah, last night I gave her a spider monkey reach around. She loved it."

Spider Monkey Reach Around by Shortank April 6, 2013

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Monkey Dicking Around

A term my football coach would use when we would not do the drills or wouldn’t listen to him. He also would say when we bring our jerseys to school and we spilled ketchup from our school made glizzys we would have to run.

No monkey dicking around

Monkey Dicking Around by Gsjldxnjfx November 15, 2020

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When a man is receiving head and he reaches over the top of the girl and sticks his thumb at least an inch and a half in her ass

I gave Lindsey a Spider-Monkey-Reach-Around

Spider-Monkey-Reach-Around by Gabe Willy April 10, 2025

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We need to get our teeth around this monkey

When you need to grasp a situation that could be a little wild or crazy.

"Listen up, everyone. We have some service issues and we need to get our teeth around this monkey!"

We need to get our teeth around this monkey by monkeywrangler2016 June 12, 2016

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