Keep that monkey away from me. I hate it! The last time it was here, My walls got a poop redecorating!
1)hairy creatures, often described as cheeky. God only knows why, as all they do is eat bannanas, steal things, pull car ariels off, and fling poo. And thats not cheeky. Thats anarchy
2)To be "monkeyed", incredibly stoned or drunk, to the point at one one becomes completely incomprehensible and scampers around on all fours
3) slang term for genitals
4)cockney slang for £500
5)usually affectionate term for an aquaintance
1)Shit! That bastard monkey just stole my cigarettes and then threw crap on my car!
2)yo dude, you were so fukin monkeyed last night!
Yeh man, you were babblin lik a bitch an scamperin round for hours!!! Then you blacked out...
3)yo, her monkey is tight!
His monkeys supposed to be twelve inches!
4)OI! You owe me a monkey u dirteh lickle slag!
5)You lil' monkey!
1. Hot, attractive (often applies to members of the Checks)
2. Just generally great
You think Sven is monkey but I know Jacob is way monkeyer.
If we went to that gig it would be so monkey.
woman with excessive pubic hair.
"when she took off her underwear, it looked like a monkey was hugging her waist!"
What my best friend's sister sounds like. And if she sees this, she'll kill him. Muahahahaha!
Me: What was that noise? Was that your dog?
Him: Nah, that was my sister.
Wonderful creature that is often found running around Six Flags Magic Mountain.
Did you just see the monkey on X?
what all guys in the world should be called. some are so god-damn DUMB! its hard to believe that their of the same species!
Monkey! Get over here with my damn bags cuz i got a hell of a lot more shopping to do!