Today I want to talk about "Spanking the Monkey". The term is used as a euphemism for male masturbation. It is generally only used between close friends and not toward a person of authority. The history behind the phrase is a mystery, no one quite knows how it came to be. It does not have a direct relationship to the actual act. The phrase indicates that your penis is a monkey and that it has been very bad.

One who holds a job that requires little or no intelligence and could basically be done by any of the lesser primates.

To fool with something. To fix, tinker, mess with.

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1. term of endearrment. best when modified by a verb or adjective. can only be applied with love, when no other nick name will do.

2. someone who scampers about frequently.

Verb. The act of ejaculating on your lover's face, followed by forcefully tugging their pubic hair and throwing the pubes onto the cum, whilst shouting, "Monkey!" (in homage to the 70s/80s Chinese show of the same name).