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42. monkey
slang for the male genitalia, i.e. penis, especially in context of masturbation "choke the monkey," "spank the monkey" or "beat the cheeky monkey." Also see "dirty monkey." "The dirty monkey shall have his way," means "a hard dick must be satisfied."
"Skeeter couldn't get laid so he had to spank the monkey."

"The lion (condom) broke, the monkey get choked, red, red wine." -- Red Red Wine UB40
1. Monkey
Slang for the female genetalia, Pussy!
Hey dog, that bitch has a fat ass monkey!!
by Chris Jan 21, 2005 add a video
2. monkey
The most awesome animal in the world. Can be tamed to play instruments, act in movies, etc. He who has a monkey 0wns.
I bought a monkey yesterday, and now I am extremely cool.
by KaiserMonkey Aug 26, 2003 add a video
3. Monkey
A racial slur directed towards a person of African-American ethnicity.
Hey look at that nigger, you stupid monkey!
by Jon Oct 19, 2003 add a video
4. monkey
A slang term for female genitalia
Twerk that monkey lemme see you get low
5. Monkey
cockney(London slang for 500 Quid
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a furry animal with destructive tendencies
Hes got a monkey in his wallet!

Look at the cute fuzzy monkey
by Psymonos Mar 24, 2003 add a video
6. monkey
One of the three primary ingredients of a good game.
Nothing in life can not be improved with either monkeys, pirates or ninjas
by Bumbleflid Jun 17, 2003 add a video
7. monkey
(n.) Slang term for vagina.
"I got all up in her monkey last night."
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