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Classic TV show. Featuring a Buddhist pilgrimage to return Holy scriptures from India back to China, always bothered by monsters and demons on the way.
A Japanese show based on a Chinese legend, and the young priest was played by a woman. His disciples were all animal spirits. Monkey, Pigsy, Sandy (a Kappa (a type of fish spirit), and Yu Lung was a horse, but used to be a dragon; though he would generally just be in horse form.)
The other three were similar to the Three Stooges, in that despite being good friends they were always fighting. VERY FUNNY SHOW!! WITH TERRIBLE EFFECTS THAT ADDED TO IT'S CHARM.
Tripataka:"Monkey, behave! We Buddhists don't kill!"
Monkey: "But he's a demon!!?"
Tripataka:"I said NO KILLING!"
Monkey:"You spoil all my fun!... Can't I just kill him a bit?"

Pigsy:"I do all the work"
Monkey:"You? You lazy swine!? Even Sandy does more than you!"
Sandy: "What's that supposed to mean?! I do as much as you, probably more!"
Monkey:"Is that right, eh? Then who killed all those monsters back there, eh?"
Sandy:"I'm a philosopher!"
Monkey: "Then I guess your philosophy in life is to stand back and let me do all the work, Mmmm Fishface?!"
Pigsy: "They're going to fiiight!"
Monkey:"Stay out of this Hogbrain! Or I'll fight you both... With one arm behind my back!...And I won't even break a sweat."
by snoringsquid September 03, 2005
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1.
Slang for the female genetalia, Pussy!
Hey dog, that bitch has a fat ass monkey!!
by Chris January 21, 2005
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2.
The most awesome animal in the world. Can be tamed to play instruments, act in movies, etc. He who has a monkey 0wns.
I bought a monkey yesterday, and now I am extremely cool.
by KaiserMonkey August 26, 2003
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3.
A racial slur directed towards a person of African-American ethnicity.
Hey look at that nigger, you stupid monkey!
by Jon October 19, 2003
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4.
A slang term for female genitalia
Twerk that monkey lemme see you get low
by Nick-a-J February 04, 2006
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5.
cockney(London slang for 500 Quid
or
a furry animal with destructive tendencies
Hes got a monkey in his wallet!

Look at the cute fuzzy monkey
by Psymonos March 24, 2003
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6.
One of the three primary ingredients of a good game.
Nothing in life can not be improved with either monkeys, pirates or ninjas
by Bumbleflid June 17, 2003
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7.
(n.) Slang term for vagina.
"I got all up in her monkey last night."
by Dave800 July 17, 2006
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