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6. monkey spank
Male siemen, male fluid
She had monkey spank all over face.
1. monkey spank
Male masturbation.
"I have some extra time...for a monkey spank!"
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2. monkey spank
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A guy who wastes his time spending hours playing playstation or spanking his monkey (masterbating).
Erika: "Sean, why are you being such a monkey spank? You've been playing playstation for fucking hours! Why don't you do some homework or hang out with your girlfriend?"
3. monkey spank
A phrase that means sperm, male reproductive cells, jizz.
I hate having monkey spank all over my keyboard after I watch porn.
4. monkey spank
A total jack-off idiot
jeff's doin the monkey spank in the bathroom
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5. Monkey Spank
A man who enjoys masturbating to the mating calls of animals.
Johnny is such a monkey spank.
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7. monkey spank
A derogatory remark, usually directed toward a male.
"Greg is such a monkey spank."
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