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When you shit in your hand and fling it at someone walking by. My date was going great until some guy in the bushes monkey punched me, now I have to take I shower.
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Similar to the first definition on the page, but when you are "slamming" her from behind, you randomly throw it in her ass. When she looks around back to you to see what the hell's up, you crack her right in the side of the jaw! Everything's going great and you both are in the zone, but then you spice things up and throw it in her ass. Due to the pain of this move, she'll definitely look back to you to see what the hell's up. Then, crack her in the jaw and tell her to keep looking forward as we're doing it! The relationship may take a downward slope after performing this on your partner!
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Pseudonym of Kazuhito Kato, famous manga artist.
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Grabbing a girls long hair from behind, pulling it back quickly and punching her in the back of the head. Then doing it again and again and again... (I.e. rubber punching ball on a string) John gave Mary a good monkey punch for giving him skeloton dick.
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A monkey punch is when you do like the monkeys and shit in your hand and proceed to hit somebody with your shit filled hand Shut up or I will monkey punch you
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When you ride a girl and you feel her enjoying, really close the orgasm, you give her a punch in the face or somewhere else. You let go your imagination. Everytime Chuck Norris brings a girl back home from the club, he gives her a good monkey punch in the face when she's about to have an orgasm. Cause no one can have more fun than Chuck.
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Similar to a donkey punch but while engaged in anal intercourse, rather than one strike to the back of the head during climax, you strike multiple times like an autistic monkey. Right when he was ready to explode, he monkey punched her into submission.
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