A sexual position where the human with the dick(the monkey fucker) stands on two feet bent over the woman's backside, entering her from behind.

WARNING: this position has a tendancy to create a loud clapping sound. "CLAP CLAP I AM THE MONKEY FUCKER"
Bangbros.com- Assparade, download the movie "Ride 'em Cowgirl"

Then fast forward to 33m 55s. The MONKEY FUCKER is in the upper right hand corner of the screen.

#monkey #fuck #sex #ape #nigger #porn #judaism #buttsex #cock #13375x
by MATT MATT THE BUTT PUNISHER February 05, 2007
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v. to light a cigarette with one that is already burning. (I take issue with the other definition because it does not use the phrase verbally)
Sheila monkey fucked my cigarette.
by Shabba December 17, 2004
to light a cigarette with another cigarette.
say, let me get a monkey fuck off your cigarette.
by e caskey March 24, 2003
Lighting a cigarette from an already lit bud
Hey baby, bring that cigarette closer over here so we can monkeyfuck
by Bungalow Bill March 04, 2003
When you light one cigarette off another cigarette.
Shit dude, my lighters dead... Mind if I get a monkey fuck?
#cigarette #lighter #cig #light #matches #fag
by Jason Mark Smith November 27, 2007
To light your cigarette (smoke) from another persons cigarette - usually from a close friend or family member. This is only carried out when a lighter is not immediately available.
Sharon I need to Monkey Fuck your smoke as I can't find the lighter.
#burn #light #ignite #catch fire #put a match to
by lochon October 25, 2009
Using someones lit cigarette to light yours. Cigarette must be in person's mouth while lighting.
I can't find my lighter, Can I monkeyfuck you?
#cigarette #smoking #lighting #ligther #help
by KnapiLife December 13, 2011
A person who thinks they can fix something, usually on a car, better or faster than you. The keep running their mouth and getting in your way until you let them try to do the job. When they fuck it up, they get mad and say " Well if you don't want my help, you can do it yourself" then they leave.
It took me twice as long to change the struts on my car because Monkey Fuck had to help, then he bailed out on me with all the parts scattered all over the garage.
#monkey fuck #asshole #fuck stick #ass clown #tard
by Colt357dog April 26, 2015
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