The worst job ever. It's when a man or woman has to sweep turds with a dust pan.

A man who happily 'gives' during anal sex.

When the person youre wishing to have sex with wont allow themselves to be caught

Someone who fart's while taking a bath, and then try's to catch the bubbles in his/her nose.

A Loony Law is a law or ordinance so incredibly stupid, you'd think the politicians were either: on acid, drunk, or in some way mentally retarded.

Some Loony Laws....

In Chicago, it's against the law for exceedingly ugly people to appear in public.

It is illegal in Salem, WV to leave home without knowing where you are going.

In California you can own one bear gallbladder but no more.

It's against the law to put coins in your ears in Hawaii.

It is illegal for politicians to give away free booze on election day in Kentucky.

It is illegal to catch a lobster with your bare hands in Maine.

It's illegal to let your horse ride in the back seat of your car in Hillsboro, OR.

Funeral directors can be arrested for swearing in front of a dead body in Neveda.

It's against the law to marry your mother-in-law in Washington DC.

You can't draw funny faces on window shades in Garfield county Montana.

In a business office it's against the law for a women to take a bath in Carmel, CA.

In Las Vegas, pawning your dentures is illegal.

You need a permit to legally wear high heeled shoes in Carmel, CA.

In Minnesota, it's illegal to sleep naked.

It's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits in Natoma, KS.

A man must remove his hat if he comes face to face with a cow in Fruithill, KY.

It's against the law for a man in Detroit to scowl at his wife on Sunday.

In Tulsa OK, it's illegal to sleep with your boots on.

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