Mississippi Mousetrap 

The act of, while receiving roadhead, suddenly putting your tilt steering wheel as far down as it will go, thus trapping the person's head in your crotch.

Best done with a girl from Mississippi or Kentucky, because odds are she will not have enough teeth to bite your junk off.

My cousin Molly sure got mad after I gave her the Mississippi Mousetrap.

Mississippi Mousetrap by JohnnyTwoDicks September 26, 2010

The Stinky Mousetrap

n: "A Stinky Mousetrap" is the act of farting in a very crowded Disney monorail while the doors are shut in the monorail is in motion.

While riding in a very crowded monorail from the Magic Kingdom to Epcot at Disney World Scott thought up "The Stinky Mousetrap" and silently farted and stunk up the entire cabin. There was nothing anyone could do, and no one was able to blame Scott. It was the perfect crime.

The Stinky Mousetrap by Scott L (The Monorail Farter) September 22, 2011

Revolver Mousetrap 

To use methods traditionally associated with evil ends for good, or vice versa.
Inspired by a patent on a revolver-based mousetrap filed in Dec 26, 1982 by inventor J.A.Williams

-This worthless SJW rant blogger is now posting serious progressive content..
-Pulling a revolver mousetrap of radicalization I see

-Let's get some subway sandwiches..
-Subway? That place sells revolver mousetrap sandwiches!

Revolver Mousetrap by CrudeWax January 20, 2022

bloody mousetrap

When you're going down on your girl during her period only to discover the bloody string dangling from her tampon.

Joe still remembers the horror of going down on his girlfriend for the first time, only to discover a bloody mousetrap! He's now gay.

bloody mousetrap by Rob Load November 24, 2007

Monkerachi 

When a person or thing is acting clumsy or making a silly mistake, embarrassing oneself or making a fool out of yourself that looks comical to others.

Chris: dude the TV isnt turning on!
Cros: wow what a monkerachi piece of shit.

Monkerachi by ☞cope☜ December 13, 2014

mousetrap cheese 

A derogatory phrase used to describe a cheese that has little or no texture or flavour when that particular verity of cheese is supposed to have a certain texture and/or flavour, however mild.

Indicated that the person thinks the cheese is only fit for use in a mouse trap.

Derives from the fact that a person would not use a very good (and hence expensive) cheese to bait a mouse trap. They would use the cheapest cheese they could find as They would not care that it had no taste because they did not actually intend to eat it.

"How was your cheese sandwich?"

"Awful, mousetrap cheese." Meaning "Awful, tasteless."

mousetrap cheese by Dorsai December 24, 2010

Penis mousetrap 

When one places ones erect member betwixts ones buttcheeks and holds it there thus setting the trap for the unsuspecting female about to perform oral sex. When the female pulls down the pants of the reciever, with a puzzled look the trap is sprung thus busting the female on the chin with hillarious results.
Note: Do only on fat ugly bitches and or fugly biotches.

Penis mousetrap: Springing the penis to a random face.

Penis mousetrap by Jared Wade August 8, 2006