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1. Monk-ey
A hand-rolled filtered marijuana blunt as only four to six hits remain. The blunt becomes short and stout, resembling a back shot of a druid monk with a grey afro-puff. (also pronounced "Monk-hey")
This here blunt is about to get monk-ey.
2. fat monk
a fat monk, according to all the boys in my art and english class, is a slang term for a vagina. Apparently becuase there is like a little line like right where your pants are and do it looks like a monks head? or something idk the teacher started yelling at us but thats what i got out of it. So. yeah.

and its also apparently a good thing.
"Ey bay bay, you gots yourself a fat monk!"
"a what?"
"A fat monk, you know wat dat is?"
"uhm.....no"
"Ha, ask counrty to touch your fat monk"
"OK"
*goes over and askes*
and he grabbed my pussy. the end
3. svenmonk
s-ven-monk-ey-tic (suh-ven-mungk-ee-tik)
adj.
Having the attributes of seven rambunctious monkeys; completely unordered and unpredictable and confusing; lacking intelligible meaning.
"Little Johnny's Secret Message Decoder Ring ©1975 by SMDR and Co. made short work of the svenmonkeytic message."
by idali Sep 1, 2003 add a video
4. pre funk
the party before the party.. to get fucked up before you go somewhere
Jake: ey we pre funkin at your house
Jesse: o fo sho'
5. bulls
Early Bowery term for officers of the law, possibly originating in the late 19'th century. Also called flatfoots.
1900's textile cart driver: "Zeeser Gottenyu! You've poisoned my horse! Oh thank God, here come the bulls.

Monk Eastman: "'ello officer Fitzpatrick, this cart-driver's waving a gun at me!"

Corrupt 1900's cop: "'ey, ye sold me wife some moth-eaten fabric about a week ago, and now yer falseley accusin' this nice fella o' poisonin' yer horse, I oughta hall ye in!"

cart driver: "this man poisoned my horse, and you're halling me in? You filthy Irish pig! And you, horse-poisoner, a shande, a shande for the Goyim!"

Eastman: "the Goy is my hand-servant, good luck jackass!"
by Alan Jun 4, 2004 add a video
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