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street monitors 

The neighbors that set up shop in their driveway, complete with lawn chairs and beverages, to watch your every move. They find it necessary to involve themselves in private disputes by calling the cops, but never say nice things like "Hi" or even "Go Fuck Yourself Neighbor".
Holy shit, the street monitors are out again. I swear, I'm gonna start charging fucking admissions!
street monitors by Birdielin14 August 17, 2006
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Hall Monitors

The lovable guy in the office whose lack of diligence is overlooked because he's so darn nice
When it comes to anything outside the realm of television, sports, or pop culture, Hall Monitors are boderline retarded, but they're so agreeable and good-natured that they appeal to everyone nonetheless.

monitor vagina 

1. The space between monitors that exposes light when using a dual or triple monitor setup.
2. The gaping hole or crack between two monitors. If the dual monitor setup has monitors from multiple manufacturers, the vagina tends to be extremely wide (large).
1. "Wow Steve, you have a wide monitor vagina!"
2. "I like the electrical tape covering your monitor vagina!"
3. "Your monitor vagina just queefed!"
3. "Let me diddle your monitor vagina!"
monitor vagina by banger2o4 January 15, 2010

Sober Monitor 

Someone who wants to rage their fucking face off but can't
and has to watch over the event.
Power Savage had to be a sober monitor at the rager because he was too power hungry at chapter meeting.
Sober Monitor by princessfratdaddy December 14, 2011

hall monitor

is an extension of it's true meaning. someone who polices the halls and rats on fellow peers for petty power, self esteem and approval from elders. someone who gets off or generally thinks they are in charge by randomly busting you. self appointed judges of anything.
who do you think you are, the fucking hall monitor?
hall monitor by coldchicken23 November 2, 2003

Montitors 

"Did you see the montitors on Ben's Mom?"
Montitors by Ben Christ April 16, 2008

I'll be monitoring your frequency. 

A cheesy way of saying "I love you" from the new Star Trek movie.
"Since you're Vulcan and can't express any emotion and this is the 22nd century with all this techy stuff and 'I love you' is used too much as it is I guess I'll be monitoring your frequency."