Pokémoning (also spelled "Pokemoning" without an accented e) is the act of dating multiple partners in order to collectively obtain all the desired traits that likely can't exist in a single woman or man. Named so because you "Gotta Catch 'Em All."
Woman 1: "Okay, there's my Sex Idiot, my Great Head of Hair, my Money Guy, my Dirty Hippie Hipster, my Guy To Piss Off My Parents/Black Guy, and then, there's my Old Fart."
Woman 2: "Hey, are you Pokémoning?"
Woman 1: "Yeah, but my Old Fart calls it 'Great-Escaping.' But I guess there's some advantages to having an aging Squirtle around. Like, he shows me how old people used to dance, for instance."
Woman 2: "Cool!"
Pokemoning (also spelled "Pokémoning") is the act of dating multiple partners (or having multiple friends) in order to collect all the desired traits that's very likely to not exist in one single individual. Named so because you "Gotta Catch 'Em All."
Person 1: "Okay. I have my Sex Idiot, my Intellectual/Sophisticated Girl, my Tomboy FWB, and my Aging Squirtle. Who else am I missing?"
Person 2: "Pokemoning, I assume?"
Person 1: "Yeah. What do you think about a Crazy Tattooed Goth Chick?"
Person 2: "Gee, how many 'Pokemons' do you have?"
Person 1: "Oh, silly. The plural of Pokemon IS 'Pokemon.'"
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4 lasses (nikki d-rooster-devalish dee and lanna)were named it by a teacher.this measn they r NAUGHTY but NICE!!!
LOOK LASSES IF UZ DONT STOP MONING UZ WILL B GETTING DETENTION!!!!! UNDERSTOOD???? haha the mutley crew r sexi lasses!
To have sex in the pre-Culloden Highlands. See Highlander books by Moning.
"you've tupped every maiden in the village, what now?"
1. A professor of chemistry at Binghamton University (Omowunmi A. Sadik)
2. A harsh grader
3. A provider of examinations which barely pertain to the topics discussed in class, and which are 8 to 65 times more difficult than in-class or textbook examples
4. One who is inclined to use power-point slides and text book images excessively in lecture, in the place of actual, coherently presented information
5. One who speaks with a funny Nigerian accent (good moning,azzuming, mahniplation, adaamic, wok, terrance the four)
6. The woman who has singlehandedly caused me to give up my dreams of being successful in college or going to medical school, and who has caused me to lose faith in god, love, and life itself
"O.A. Sadik is the worst chem professor ever"
"She really pulled a Sadik on that last exam"
Rap. Rap is a derivative of apparently musical shit or poetry some niggers invented. Look rap is rap, poetry is poetry don't fuckin insult those poor poets!! U niggas r associating their poetry to ur monotone beat with a random mumbling nigger talking about skankz money pimps sex drugs jail and the ghetto over the beat!! I mean come on!! Reality check! U say that we don't understand rap cuz were not poor.. Think bout it.. if u lissen to rap it means u associate with it so ull always be poor!! Instead of moning bout how life is hard in the ghetto, then do something bout it!!! Don't just drop out of school and lissen to rap!! Get a life!!! And plus all this gangsta crap that was stolen from the italian mafia!! Comon stop immitating italians! Capone, Gotti, gansgtERism, organized crime, mafia! that's all italian n some assholes like three six mafia go and ruin an italian heritage term!! Irv Gotti! did he really have to change his name to an italian one??!!WTF!!!! GEt ur own heritage and life! Ur probly thinkin im a redneck that lissens to rock now. Surprise! i dont like rock! And guess what?? i dont live in a ghetto!! ahahahaha ...this rap shit is degrading the negro society...! blacks are putting themselves down!! its a vicious circle! Dont u get it rap is ment to suck you into a life of poverty and stay at the bottom of the social pyramid! Shit!! good luck in life. peace out. And i fully respect any afro-american who doesnt associate to this crap.more...
to twine 1. a seemingly north british word meaning to moan or whine about something. This is often used by parents to try to put children off moaning at them 2. To turn a skipping rope round in your hands.
"Stop twining at me!" "It's your turn to twine the rope"