monticello mn 

Monticello is a fun but boring town. It has a community center a walmart and a target that white kids go to after school. Its population is 95% white people. The kids like to get kicked out of the stores.

Emily: "Hey lets go to target in monticello mn a and get kicked out for fun"
Derek " sounds like fun to me, then we go to walmart and get kicked out to"

monticello mn by Monticello12qw November 5, 2017

monticello 

(also refered to as "the ghetto", montighetto, monti)
Urban center of rural Sullivan County NY. Home of Jerry the Bum, who is our homeless wandering mascot, and the famous Blue Ho, officially known as the Blue Horizon Diner. Natives of Monticello know that the only day to efficiently navigate the entrails of the city from Memorial Day until Labor Day is Saturday, because there is an over-population of minivan driving Orthodox Jews who migrate from NYC every year. The main source of entertainment among the youth is to congregate at the 24 hour Wal-Mart or enjoy the herbal entertainment from the local dealer.
Monticello is also home to the smell of the Sullivan County landfill, which can be incredibly putrid on a hot day.

Monticello provides the optimum learning environment for the young aspiring thug who just isn't ready for the bad streets of NYC.

monticello by Love for Monti May 4, 2005

Mongelli Juice 

MONGELLI MUN JELLY Juice JOOS

Noun

1. A form of juice made specifically from a man like God originating from the small town of Bari in southern Italy.

2. The natural fluid, fluid content, or liquid part that can be extracted from a Mongelli.

You extract the liquid from the mounds of a Mongelli through a large hard cylinder type object with a mushroom top with a drinking hole at the tip.

The juice can be extracted in several ways: constant tugging, kissing, sucking or a pump like motion of a Mongelli pole.

Also known as nectar for the goddesses. Can be used for bad complexion, dehydration of beautiful women and is a great protein supplement that can prolong happiness.

Girl 1: Wow your complexion looks great what is your secret?

Girl 2: I have been using Mongelli Juice once a day and I can feel the difference. It even does your body good to drink it.

Girl 1: Really?? What side effects does it have?

Girl 2: Round mouth, Red eyes & some pelvic pain.

Girl 1: Thats great, I want some...lets go find a Mongelli and get that Juice.

Mongelli Juice by Chaddilac Escapades August 6, 2011

Monsellite 

Common phrase used to describe someone who lives in or originated from the village of Eyres Monsell, Leicestershire, UK. Usually around 5" 5' tall (5 foot 5 inches), slight forward slumping posture. Their accent is quite unique, with most words spoken ending in "arr", e.g. "lestdarr" and "how uh yarr" (the latter being rarely spoken).

Most commonly seen living in a house that could easily be condemned, with at least 7 children who sometimes have names but most of the time are referred to by a number, which gets tricky when they have more than 10 children as they run out of fingers to count on.

Residents are deemed outcasts from the area if they;
a) have no burnt out cars on their front garden, if they have a garden that is
b) have less than 5 children within 4 years
c) are over 50 years old
d) don't reek of piss at least six days a week
e) have in-date road tax on their 'car'

see also: Braunite

"you're such a Monsellite!"
"you smell like a Monsellite"
"blimey, she's got 9 kids.. must be a Monsellite"
"his car tax is overdue.. what a Monsellite"

Monsellite by Adey August 8, 2004

lake monticello 

lets see, lake monticello. a 14 mile radius community in virginia with over 10,000 people. everyone is in everyone elses business and the place is run by retired people. how fun.

old guy: lets take the diving board out of the pool at lake monticello so theres no chance for those kids to have ANY fun!

lake monticello by leeannepelzduh March 30, 2007

mendicelli 

an italian last name; most likely a mendicelli is one of the most gorgeous and smartest people around!

damn look at that mendicelli girl, shes hot!

mendicelli by Kaitlynn Mendicelli August 2, 2008

the montpellier standard 

A lowered expectation of male attractiveness causing you to find normally substandard specimens reasonably good looking. Usually applies when in a city with an abnormally low percentage of attractive males. A dangerous phenomenon that can result in poor decision making, such as sleeping with street magicians you meet in Monoprix. Also known as "the Mulhouse standard"

The teller at the bank today was kinda cute

Yeah, but remember, we're judging by the Montpellier standard

the montpellier standard by icanhaz March 31, 2010