mongore

a dolphin loving creature that lives just outside the swamps in florida. Mongores are infamous for having small dogs who have multiple personalities as companions. mongores typically can tell you exactly where to find any food you may be looking for. the mongore's catchphrase is "mongore hungry!"

woman: can you point me in the direction of a mongore? i need to know where the bogos on ritz crackers are.
man: sure, she's picking everything spicy out of her salsa so she can eat it later, in isle 2.

by bigfo0t May 10, 2012

mongors

One of the coolest cats to ever roam the town.

"It's true, mongors rocks the house."

by marni October 5, 2003

penis mongor

A man who is pre-occupied to talk about anything else but the penis
A person whose face looks like a penis, and therefore subject to much ridicule
A person who collect penis's, and has a book about penis sizes
The other definition you will find out once you are fucked up, which is the truest definition

Ethan is a fuckin penis mongor
I know he always talks about the penis
Dude he has a book on penis's too
what a penis mongor

O Shit that dude is a fucking penis mongor (only allowed when fucked up)

Fuck you u penis mongor u

by Masturbate March 10, 2008

penis-mongor

likes dicks all up in his ass crack and slappin his bitch ass leg as the penis is erected and pounding his shit farther into his ass hole in other words a black guy with a big dick that likes cocks in his BUNG HOLE.

That queer is a penis-mongor and likes it up the f**cking ass like a choo choo train.

by JESUS THE GREAT PUBIS April 28, 2007

Twat Mongor

Verb:

1) The act of being the biggest twat ever

2) the act of finding and "owning" all the twats in the premicise

Adj:

1) a person who is worse then a twat.

2) A real Dick

verb Jimmy: dude im such a twat mongor

Adj Billy: dude your such a twat mongor

by professional twat mongor February 17, 2010