A short, large-fore-headed, knife wielding, bow-haired, unbalanced ratio for arms to arms and legs to legs, potato sack wearing person. Usually mongoloids have facial lacerations, messed up eyes (called mongoloid eyes), crawl instead of walk, and are just scary as hell to deal with.
Dude I just saw this fucking mongoloid looking at me, it was staring at me! Freaked the shit out of me.
by Sean McAlevey June 14, 2008
A word that is far too often used out of context. Referring to Asian peoples and those belonging to the Mongol empire, it has more recently become a term used to describe the mentally handicapped, and even more recently, people in general, a la "trollucifer".
trollucifer: Listen, you mongoloid. I am clearly above you, for I own Plumed Serpent LP's. Suck my farts, LOL!
by Robyn Swank November 3, 2004
an annoying obnoxious authoritative twat known for their down syndrome like features and neanderthal looking skin
The mongoloids were the only reason ww2 was such a big deal had they not been involved it would have just been a police action against communism.
by razzamatazibizzle October 19, 2017
A large, inproportional creature with arms that hang down past its knees. It's legs are long and it's body is short and fat. It also has a major case of retardation. It usually is found in scoutcraft
by Claytard February 8, 2017
The term "Mongoloid" is a racial category used to describe people of East Asian origin. Its use originated from a variation of the word "Mongol", a people who are considered one of the main proto-populations for the race. The classification is primarily useful when studying human prehistory, and in forensic analysis of human remains, in which "Mongoloid" denotes a particular racial skull type. "Larger brain, larger braincase, broader skull, broader face, flat roof of the nose, inner eye fold, more protuberant eyes, lack of brow ridges, greater delicacy of bones, shallow mandibular fossa, small mastoid processes, stocky build, persistence of thymus gland into adult life, persistence of juvenile form of zygomatic muscle, persistence of juvenile form of superior lip muscle, later eruption of full dentition (except second and third molars), less hairy, fewer sweat glands, fewer hairs per square centimeter and long torso" "Mongoloid subjects were found to have approximately 20% higher bone density at the angle of mandible than Caucasoid subjects
Mongoloid race are very smart people, fact the smartest people. And others are so insecure, so they made up an medical word opposing it, and desperately trying to hide the meanings of it.
by Kublai Khan Kuo March 5, 2009
Person with the features of one with down's syndrome (retard). Generally very ugly with no neck. Also, very low intelligence and often attend Carleton university. The name comes from the similarities of persons afflicted with down's syndrome and the facial features of indigens of Mongolia.
"Hey mommy, why does that retard look like such an ugly piece of shit?"
"Well Billy, his name is Kalonen and he is a mongoloid."
"Well Billy, his name is Kalonen and he is a mongoloid."
by jhawkin3 January 13, 2009
An extremely annoying person who usually thinks they are smart and/or funny, but is actually very stupid.
by Benyill August 11, 2008