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44. mong
one from random asian descent, or pacific island.
appears to be metro, listens to dipset.
mike buckley is a mong, no homo
1. Mong
Adj. Lacking in physical and cerebal ability. General retardation.
Generally: a total spastic
No I don't need you to help me with my supermarket trolley, you fucking mong
by Steve Oct 28, 2003 add a video
2. mong
1. (Mong)- Slang for spastic, but used against a person who says or does something completely idiotic by accident or without realisation. This makes every witness simultaneously raise their hands to their shoulders and shake 'em while sticking their tongue in their lower lip and making 'urrgh' noises.

2. (Monged)- A vegetive state of mind/being usually effective after consuming large quantities of alcohol, weed, lsd, ecstacy etc or combinations of.
1. Steve you mong, you've just poured the kettle onto ya cornflakes.

2. Steve's well monged after we spiked his drink with acid, muhahahaha.
by Safecracker G Oct 15, 2004 add a video
3. mong
Mong is short for 'mongoloid', which was originally an anachronistic term for a Down's Syndrome sufferer. The modern Mong however is a total fuckwit, who deserves nothing less than complete humiliation for their idiocy. That includes all those dope smokers too, who relate being 'monged' to being chilled and mellow. Its because when you're stoned you act like a fucking retard, you fucking spazzes!
"You spilt yer pint all over my strides, you FUCKING MONG! I'LL KICK YER FUCKING CUNT IN!"
by Savage Henry Aug 12, 2004 add a video
4. Mong
Derogatory verb commonly used to describe the state of one's lack of common sense.
1) You are such a fucking mong.
by Gavyn Aug 27, 2004 add a video
5. mong
Another word for fluffy bunnies.
That mong is so cute!
6. MONG
Adam Smale
your motor bike is shit you mong!
7. mong
See mongoloid. Can also be applied to the state people get into after heavy amounts of intoxicating substances.
You are a stupid fucking mong.
I am completely fucked, I'm such a mong.
by Bob Feb 5, 2003 add a video
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