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50.
the FALSE idea that anything can be equated to something else, when actually everything is priceless!!!
10 U.S. Dollars = 1 hour of your life
250 U.S. Dollars = 1 hour of someone else's life who is better than you

1 pound sterling = 1kg of beef
1 pound sterling = 3 kg of wood
3kg of wood = 10kg of sand
10 beaches = 3 rainforests
1 capitalism = 2 communisms
1 anger = 32 hopes

30 kg of wood = 1 hour of your life
money = slavery
by human beeing December 28, 2010
 
51.
The most beautiful, wonderful thing in the world. :D
Money makes the world go round!
There is nothing quite as wonderful as money.
There is nothing quite as beautiful as cash.
Some people say it's folly,
But I'd rather have the lolly.
With money you can make a splash.
by Moneylover March 12, 2008
 
52.
Can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: 'Ah,10 bucks! I wanted a peanut'
Brain: 'Money can buy many peanuts'
Homer: 'Explain how.'
Brain: 'Beer can be exchanged for goods and services'
Homer: 'Woohoo!'
by J January 12, 2004
 
53.
A piece of paper which is inserted into a stripper's butt to get her to take off her clothes.

Also a device used to snort coke.
If you never realized that approximately 73% of $1 bills in circulation have been in a strippers butt at one time or another, well now you know. Have fun with your money germaphobes.
by rogerthewale March 02, 2014
 
54.
Something we all like to spend and some like to save.
Person 1: hey do you have any money?

Person 2: nope I spent it all

Person 1: What about you?

Person 3: yes I do but im saving it!
by daileyd22 July 22, 2011
 
55.
Handle with care. This will kill you.
"I wasn't careful with my money and im in so much debt" *later that morning was found dead in bathtub.
by TotallyNotYou June 17, 2011
 
56.
Money is what is used to ensure a fair exchange without the need to work. Paper beats rock, vis-à-vis, dollar dollar bill ya'll, vis-à-vis, gotta get paid.

In other words, when used and managed in an appropriate manner, money has the ability to make life easier. However, when money is harbored personally and defensively, greed and mistrust will threaten to undermine more virtuous social assets.
Money may not grow on trees, but it sure can grow on people.
by T Hizzle May 01, 2005