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The type of penis that a gold digger craves. She only wants the penis to get to the money. A money penis may belong to a doctor, lawyer, professional athlete or successful businessman.
Nurse 1: Did you see how much cleavage the new secretary is showing?

Nurse 2: She's only here hunting a doctor. She's all about the money penis.
by fartus jenkins August 16, 2011
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The act of having so much money you can forcibly fuck anyone you want with no regrets.
The governments moneypenis screws every american every day i.e. see Symbiotic Buttfuck
by WillofThePersin July 08, 2012
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