The world's way of telling us, "Here, take this you little bitch."
Tyler: "It's Monday."
George: "Kill me."
The day everybody hates to have to put up with. Monday is the morning of the week, and it gives a general tired feeling and the return to work or school. It has worse weather than the other days of the week, too. Dreary and puts you in a bad mood.
Guy: It's Monday once again. God help me.
Another way of saying Nigger without getting caught. Mondays = Nigger!
Me: Man B i hate mondays!!
Me: Because everybody hate mondays.
A word used to say that you're having a very bad day.
Today was such a Monday, everything sucked!
1. the day you realize you forgot to do just about everything that needed to get done.
2. the first day of not-weekend after the weekend
(n. origin: Satan)
FML, it's Monday!
One of the two billion ways to torture high school students.
Shit! Monday's coming up!" "No I'm not ready for the torture!!
1.Noun: A slang term for black people. Because no one likes the Mondays. Used by lower to middle class white people to mask their racism. Usually used in the upper north of the United States.
1. Man I fucking hate Mondays.