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A word white people use in the place of nigger. Originated in Boston. The reason blacks are called Monday is because "No one likes Mondays".
"I hate Mondays'" or "Everyone should hate Mondays'"
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A slang term used to affectionately describe men and women of African or African American decent. Usually used alongside terms such as "love," "wonderful smelling," "clean," and "highly motivated." Since people have started over-classifying everything, 'Mondays' now only refers to black people, although it used to cover a much broader scope. As a result, the rest of the weekdays represent different racial categories to help disguise affectionate sayings and niceties.
I love wonderful smelling, clean, highly motivated Mondays.

(or used derogatorily)
I hate stinky, dirty, lazy Mondays.
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A term for black people because no one likes Mondays
"Fucking Mondays, the worst thing God ever created"
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Creative and ofeensive slang term used to describe an African-American person.
a) 'Man, I hate black people.'

b) 'Yeah, everybody hates Mondays.'
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The when all wars are started. Most deaths occur. Everyone hates this day.
Mon- latin means "earth fucks everyone on earth"
You have cancer, today is monday.
You find your girlfriend cheating on you on mondays.
Hey your whole family just died in a horrible car accident involing zeebras and clowns, Oh yeh, today is monday!
by Terence June 16, 2003
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A code word for a group of people that are nearby that the speaker would like to talk trash about.

The group is usually predefined or obvious.
Walking into a group of annoying freshmen
Andy: I hate Mondays.
Jess: I know!
Freshman: I have no idea that these two are actually discussing MY failure at life and existence in general
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the day that EVERYONE officially hates. especially because it starts the work and school week.
"god i hate going to bed on a sunday, becuase i know that i have to get up for stupid monday mornings."
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