The biggest waste, of exactly one seventh of your life.
oh crap, tomorrow is MONDAY!!!
The worst day of the week, statistics show that more suicides are committed on Monday than any other day of the week. Basically a hangover to the weekend, you will always feel at least 10x more tired on Monday than any other day.
Person 1: "You seem miserable"
Person 2: "It's Monday, what do you expect?!"
Person 1: "Touché"
the day that EVERYONE officially hates. especially because it starts the work and school week.
"god i hate going to bed on a sunday, becuase i know that i have to get up for stupid monday mornings."
The perfect day for a B.J
Friend1: "So what are you up to tomorrow?"
Friend2: "Well seeing as its a Monday i might invite my B.F round for a B.J"
An adjective describing the feeling of Monday. Usually gloomy, slow, or a cranky feeling. The emotions you feel about starting the week and having to survive until the weekend.
I know today is going to be a bad day because I already feel Monday.
the day of the week you look forward to the most because you get to spend it with a woman you are completely in love with. she is usually one of a kind and the most beautiful woman you've ever known. most people hate mondays because it's the first day of the work week. for some very fortunate people, it's a day you can forget about all your troubles and and hold your baby in your arms
friend: "damn i wish it wasn't sunday, i have to work tomorrow"
you: "haha, sucks for you! Monday's are bomb.com! I'll be with my baby"
A derogatory name for a black person.
links the universal hatred of the day "Monday" with the black population.
Often used in large, either formal or predominantly black social settings by other ethnic groups, as to avoid serious altercations.
Craig, "Man, I hate Mondays"
Mike, "Yeah me too look at his big lips and jerry curl, btw what are you doing tonight , it's saturday?"
"That fucking Monday just stole my bike"
"This city is infested with Mondays"
Tommy, "hey guys come over and watch Monday night football"
Jim, "No thanks I hate Mondays, I see enough of them on the bus"
(University setting) the first time a class will meet next week, whether or not that is actually Monday.
Monday we will begin reviewing for our test.