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The biggest waste, of exactly one seventh of your life.
by Eric Gardner November 27, 2007
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Monday...rarely are they worth noting.
by Jakabones August 12, 2006
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The most painful day of the week.
Mon: Son, wake up! It's Monday!
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The beginning of the schoolweek (and, for most people with decent occupations, the workweek). Its beginning puts almost everybody in a bad mood, but its end does little to enliven the spirit.
Monday is the first of the five major obstacles that our hero must pass before reaching the hallowed 'week's end'.
by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005
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The world's way of telling us, "Here, take this you little bitch."
Tyler: "It's Monday."
George: "Kill me."
by BWallenstein November 01, 2010
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The day everybody hates to have to put up with. Monday is the morning of the week, and it gives a general tired feeling and the return to work or school. It has worse weather than the other days of the week, too. Dreary and puts you in a bad mood.
Guy: It's Monday once again. God help me.
by Officer Jordan April 21, 2008
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One of the two billion ways to torture high school students.
Shit! Monday's coming up!" "No I'm not ready for the torture!!
by desperatestudent193 June 17, 2010
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