| 1. | Monash student | ||
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Melbourne University Drop out. I totally, stuffed my VCE and have to be to Monash student now.
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| 2. | Fo shoaw | ||
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Fo shoaw/ fo∙sh∙oaw - Meaning to agree very enthusiastically or with great emotion. It also is a slang phrase used instead of "For Sure". Most commonly used by the players of Monash Junior Soccer Club. This word was derived from a particular person, fkn Damo bra ;)
/ Hand gestures are also allowed while attempting the word. "Oi buddy"
"Yeah?" "Is Monash gonna rip all these other cunt teams?" "Fo shoaw!" |
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| 3. | Beren | ||
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morphology: Originating from Australian south-east, the Word 'Beren' is shortening of the lexical item 'Berenism', a medium-small organisation which has been self-defined as a student fraternity operating out of Melbourne, but has been labeled as being run more like a cult. The exact happenings of Berenism remain unclear, however there was some publicity in january of 2008 following the attempt to recruit large numbers of kids from lower year levels (years 7-8) accross the monash district. Over 300 kids from the lower year levels joined after people who refused to join were subjected to a stream of abuse and neglect from the older members (and eventually their younger peers). more...
While the exact purpose of the group is unknown, and there is some speculation that they are engaged in illegal activities, it is clear that the group does have some kind of external revenue generating stream as they are frequently able to finance events. There is also rumour that the entire group was created an managed by a person who was actually called 'Beren', however this is also just speculation as no singular person by this name is known to exist within the group. The word 'beren' has also been turned into both noun and adjective: A) Creative yet irresponsible, risky and leading to an undesirable consequence for someone N) One of the older members of the berenism group, the younger members are known as 'future Berens' |
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| 4. | Goon Foosball | ||
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Game played at Monash Uni in Melbourne, Australia where you take a shot of goon every time the other player scores on you in Foosball. This continues until the box of goon is gone or someone vomits. Why are you so drunk right now?
I just lost at "Goon Foosball"! |
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| 5. | md morgs | ||
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a fucking dickhead who takes cock up the bum on a daily basis, leading to a fucked up liver. Bitches out on Chem 2922 for food chem and is a drug mule for monash. cannot live without a beanie, which is a portable human cum dumpster for all the dudes he ravages being the slut he is. Chick: whos that guy getting more dicks than me?
Dude: im pretty sure that md morgs, he has shit street cred. |
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| 6. | castle greyskull | ||
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Slang for multi-level carpark at Monash University in Melbourne Australia, named so for its similarity to Gargamel's castle on the smurfs. Where are you parked? Castle greyskull
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| 7. | Green Week | ||
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A Week Long piss-up at Monash University, Clayton, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia that celebrates all things VB.
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Teams compete for points by entering events. Events include trike races, pool competitions, photography competitions, Iron Gut (where competitors eat really bad things such as lard with a dressing of raw egg, chilli flakes and olives), Dutch Relay, Boat races, and the legendary centurion in which competitors have a shot of beer every 30 seconds for 50 minutes and then decide the eventual winner by a 3 pot (285ml) scull off. A seperate Scavenger Hunt is also a traditional part of Green Week where competitors have been sent to such far flung places such as Adelaide, and Canberra. Part of the Hunt involves 'The Hardest to Obtain Object' which has resulted in teams submitting the MCG behind post, signs indicating Army Presence and 24 hour watch stations at 400m and 100m respectively, and the sign from the royal mint which is opposite a 24/7/52 manned guard station. Past winners have include Team 9 (2005), Too Piste (2004) and Farrer Hall (2003). Green Week has been in existance for 19 years, evolving from a similar week long... |
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