Acronym for Marine-Only-Material. Primarily a California term. The fat homely girl(s) in the bar that no guy will talk to until a group of drunk, out of state Marines hit on her/them.
Dude let's hit up another spot, this place only has chicks with their dudes and a couple of MOMs.
There are rumors that in other states, MOMs are also hit on by normally socialized and developed members of the male species, not just Marines.
An acronym for Meeting of the Minds. It is a weekly meeting of a group of friends (all clowns) that get together once a week for beer, pizza, etc. This meeting usually falls on the night of a Razorback game. As time has gone on, the group has grown larger. So much so, that a few of the regulars have appointed themselves to positions of fictional power, such as The King, The Queen, etc. This group of friends always welcomes anyone who dares to join them for the madness.
a annoying but awesome person hahaa
mom i love u but u somewhat ANNOYIN
Acronym for master of marijuana. Also you may have a Grandmom which would be a grand master of marijuana. To become a mom you must complete the necessary charges. Such as one have bought a significant amount of marijuana, sold a significant amount of marijuana and smoked a significant amount of marijuana. Also you must own and use frequently the instruments of the trade.
You my friend, have just became a mom
She's the one I had deep intercourse with a few days ago. And I have an appointment with her next week,too.
Misuse of meme. Typically, when someone is incorrect about their meme usage, you mention mom to alert them of the error.
Guy failing: "I think Master Chief is a pretty cool guy. He kills aliens and isn't afraid of anything."
Guy alerting guy of fail: "Omg, you're so retarded, I'm calling mom!"