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4.
when someone who is not a mom flips out at you and tells you what to do as if they were.
"yo i left mad dishes out and my room mate totally mommed me".
by jollycrabbut October 21, 2009
 
1.
A condition or state of having just received a package in the mail from your mom, containing random items which you will absolutely never use, proving how little your mother actually knows about you.
Person 1: I just got a package from my mom.
Person 2: Awesome! What was in it?
Person 1: Hannah Montana guitar lollypops and a newspaper clipping of Barack Obama's victory as a keepsake since she remembered "that I like Black people" .
Person 1: Oh. You got mommed.
by Festacstafest December 07, 2008
 
2.
verb, past tense of "to mom"
When a child is chastised or criticized for a probable cause by a subject, the child calls her/his mom to verbally or in some cases physically beat the living crap out of the subject. This subject has just been "mommed." This technique is extremely popular among those snotty little bastard prudes who play video games at Wal-Mart for several hours, trying the same damn demo and dying within ten seconds then retrying with the same result.
Me: Hey, you've been playing for the last hour and a half, could I play for a bit?
Kid: MOM!
Mom: GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM MY CHILD! MY KID CAN DO WHATEVER THE F*CK HE WANTS! DON'T MAKE ME SUE YOUR DRUGGIE ASS! (kick, slap, kick)
Wal-Mart Worker: Dude, that guy over there just got mommed.
Other Wal-Mart Worker: Yeah, come on lets go screw over some more small businesses.
by ihatebeingmommed November 28, 2005
 
3.
Literally meaning to get owned/pwned by your mom. Defined before Kleenex's Get Mommed campaign. Unlike Kleenex's idea, to get mommed is a bad thing to happen to yourself.
Guy 1: "Man last night lasted forever."
Guy 2: "Your parents give you shit?"
Guy 1: "Oh I got Mommed hard when I got in."
by FrozenEggo January 05, 2010