a mom is a hoe. or your mother
Child: god girl you are such a mom
Child 2 : i dont have kids.
Child: i mean your a hoe
Child 2: god go fuck yourself mom
|37.||your mom is like a taxi|
Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
Ted: no y
Me: cuz i ride her all day lololol
Ted: lol fuk u
Similar to Milf. Derived from the verb to poke, in the context to have sex with and the noun mom, shorthand for mother. Therefore meaning a mom you'd like to poke (have sex with). Also is a pun on the popular cartoon characters known as Pokémon.
A: Dude that chick is HOT!
B: Shut up, That's my mom!!
A: Seriously - You've got a Pokémom
A faggot who plays on xbox live all day and thinks hes cool by picking on little kids online on cod4 untill oscar714 verbally rapes him another asshole and no longer wants to talk any more same goes for his boyfriend tz830 who is a racist against mexicans but then again his mom loves my fat mexican cock in her vag and then i leave her ass cheeks red just like active cerials face and then i leave her vag looking like bubblegum
oscar714 fucked TZs mom like crazy last night while tz and active cerial were having xbox live sex with eachother.... FAGGOTS
|40.||Vice President I'd Like to Fuck|
"Vice President I'd Like (to) Fuck"
Vice President, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them.
A "Vice President I'd Like to Fuck" is any Vice President that is sexually desirable.
Like the more common "soccer mom", the Rocker Mom will push her kids to succeed in the profession of her broken dreams. Namely, they expect you to be a rock star so they can bask in your glory vicariously.
Often seen trawling gigs still trying to dress like Kate Bush and talking to your friends like, "whoa, maaaaannn!!!".
Jamie's got a Rocker Mom. She's a total milf, but probably too old to wear that much latex.
An acronym that stands for a "Mom I'd Like (to) Beat Off To.
Dude! I noticed my wife's mom is a milbot!