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the greast women to ever live on this planet

mothers take time to make kids kids should smile&love there mom back 100%
even if they smoke still respect them 100%
my mom smokes and acts nuts i love her 100%
by nick January 10, 2004
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A woman who puts everyone and everything else first, to the point that she loses herself along the way. She thinks of everyone else first, but is usually the last to be thought of. She sacrifices selflessly sun up to sun down. She pushes on tirelessly, though others (mostly Dads) don't notice her efforts. She receives no pay, but when she finally gets a moment of recognition it's the best reward in the world to her.
Why are you so tired Mom?
by SupaDupaMe April 03, 2016
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mom is the best person in the wold she helps and she is

made

of

money
mom is the person you want to take to the store
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by sonicponyx October 25, 2016
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An acronym for Meeting of the Minds. It is a weekly meeting of a group of friends (all clowns) that get together once a week for beer, pizza, etc. This meeting usually falls on the night of a Razorback game. As time has gone on, the group has grown larger. So much so, that a few of the regulars have appointed themselves to positions of fictional power, such as The King, The Queen, etc. This group of friends always welcomes anyone who dares to join them for the madness.
MOM at OW
by TwoTeeth February 17, 2010
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The woman who give all her life to you. The woman who was made you being a human. The person who love you so much and she will take care of you no matter what was happened until her life ended. Sonetimes, you may get annoyed by her. But it's all the way to show her love to you.
Child : Mom, i love you so much
teen : Mom, i'm so sorry...
adult : Mom, thanks to all. I'm so sorry... i hope i don't make you dissapointed.
by Azzure January 05, 2015
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how a young child describes his gay parents
My moms raised me since I was was hatched from an egg donor.
by j ogrady May 13, 2007
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The person who cares for you no matter what you do. the one that loves you unconditionally sense the first day they saw and met you. Your mom is someone who puts you before themselves no matter what and will always listen cause your mom can make anything better. She makes you home baked cookies when its cold in the winter and sweet tea in the summer. She occasionally embarrasses you cause thats what shes supposed to do, but sometimes you get a really cool mom! Your mom is the best lady in the world.
Do you know Julias mom?

Yeah, shes so cool i wish she was my mom!
by Hopee. July 11, 2010
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