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Some asshole bitch that lives in your house who is just a waste of space.
Hey man my mom is such a fat ass bitch
by Knowledge god. October 18, 2008
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the devil on earth you can't escape. its like a dark shadow that sucks out your soul.
run from mom shes evil you just dont belive it
by ello kitty 1515 September 10, 2011
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Beyoncé is such an inspiration, she is my mom.
by Cunt707 March 15, 2015
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That annoying lady we all love.
Hey mom, can you be less annoying?
by Asvari May 26, 2013
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the most wonderful thing you will ever have helps you clean helps you with life. but one things she is bitchy as hell and annoys the fuck out of you but she helps you still. gets pissed sometimes for no reason. but still loves you no matter what makes you wonder how.
my mom is being an ass now.

hey that is how moms are
by GOOD definitions June 09, 2014
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Mom - the person that gave you life , the person that gave up alot for you , the person that can accomplish everything by herself (most of the time) . Some moms are the complete opposite of that .
So be thankful for her , all she wants from you is your love .
Jerry - "Dude my mom is such a bitch , she wouldnt let me buy that new game "

Brendon - "Really dude , your gonna say that about your mom . I thought she lost her job yesterday ?"

Jerry-"So what , she cant give me money to buy it ?"

Brendon - "Fuck you dude , i feel sorry for your mom to have a asshole son ."
by Jazzymyn November 12, 2011
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by dave smitherson October 20, 2010
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