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I had rough sex with your mom last night
by Bill November 28, 2005
the best person a girl can have in her life, a person who lovers her cares for her and is there for her. I LOVE YOU MOM!!!! people think their cool if they diss their mom but lets all face it: MOMS ROCK!!!!! <3
mom is the best :)
by who do u think i am October 27, 2010
Making only money!
That dude more into MoM than babes!
by Master B Mac November 24, 2008
Malignant. Oppressive. Monster.

The woman who believes that birthing you gives her everlasting control over your life. It was twenty years ago... get over it.
"Dude, my M.O.M. is such a bitch!"
by yab February 28, 2005
The name of a being overseeing. See "father" as well.
Mother says this or that but she claims and doesn't produce.
by Modge June 22, 2003
(V)The scource of all jokes,

And in an other definition..

(V,N)The womon who is the only one who loves you, and will pay attention to you.
Man: Your mommas so fat...

by Fazio November 29, 2005
The incorrect spelling of the word Mum. Notice the letter "U" in the middle to denote the "uh" sound in mum.

Americans seem to be afllicted with a distinct retardation which disables them from spelling this word correctly.
Stupid American: Your mom you faggot

Intellegent Englishman : Its spelt mum you fucking wanker!
by Repta September 22, 2009

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